ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.
ʻO ke kaikamahine kokoleka waiu loa, ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hōʻole iā ia inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i kahi dick nui. E nānā pono - huki wale ka nigger iā ia ma ka piko o kāna dick, no laila ʻaʻole pili ka lōʻihi o kāna dick. Koe wale no ka mānoanoa, akā hiki ke loaʻa i kahi pose a hana pū me kahi dick liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi. I ka hopena hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i kahi mea pāʻani ma kahi hale kūʻai wahine, hoʻonui ia i ka mānoanoa o ka penis, a maikaʻi nā mea āpau.
ʻO kaʻu mea ʻaʻole i loaʻa, ʻo wai ke kāne e hiamoe ana ma luna o ka noho ma ka ʻaoʻao o kona papa ʻana i kāna kaikamahine? ʻO kona kaikunāne? Kāne paha? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hāpai i kahi manamana lima i ka wā holoʻokoʻa. A i ʻole ʻo ia wale nō ka uʻi ʻana a me ka haʻalulu mālie?
He kāne hoʻokamakama au e makemake e hoʻopaʻa iaʻu