Ua maopopo nā mea a pau - ua hoʻopunipuni ʻo ia iā ia i ka moekolohe, akā ʻo wai ka mea nāna i kiʻiʻoniʻoni? Ua paʻi kiʻi ʻo ia me kahi pahupaʻikiʻi ʻokoʻa ma mua o ka mea i loaʻa i kona mau lima! ʻAʻole hāʻawi kahi kāmela huna i kēia kihi a me ka maikaʻi o ka pana! No laila, ʻo ka mea paʻi kiʻi i loko o ke keʻena me kahi kāmele ʻoihana a me kahi kāmela ma kona mau lima he farce wale nō.
Hāʻawi mau kahi ʻekolu i nā manaʻo hou, hoʻonāukiuki i ke koko. Nani maoli ka hoki a ke kaikamahine ʻAsia. Makemake wau e hana iā ia iho. ʻAʻole naʻe nā kaikamahine ʻulaʻula a pau e lawe i ka puʻu: makaʻu lākou, ʻeke. Akā maikaʻi kēia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo maikaʻi iā ia. ʻAe, no ke aha he mea ʻole ia i ke ola maoli?! Ma ka liʻiliʻi maʻaneʻi hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻomaha i ka piha a nānā i nā kaikamāhineʻaʻole wale i nā jeans a me nāʻaʻahu, akā he'ōlohelohe.
Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi koke aku ua hala ke kaikamahine i kāna dick.