He noʻonoʻo hoihoi ke pena i ka ʻōmaʻomaʻo momona momona! ʻO nā wahine me kēlā hoki he mea maikaʻi loa i ke kūlana kolo, ua hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia kahi boner. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e loaʻa i kahi mea hana lōʻihi kūpono. Inā ʻaʻohe āu, paipai wau e hoʻomoe i ka lede ma kona kua a hoʻopaʻa ʻia iā ia me kou mau lima ma kona ʻūhā e kaomi i kona ʻōpū. A i ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke komo hohonu i ka dick.
ʻAe, nā hana puhi pālua Kepani, nā mea maikaʻi loa. ʻO ia ke ʻano o ka ʻū ʻana o nā wahine Kepani me kēlā mau leo e like me ka ice cream. Maikaʻi no ke kāne, ʻaʻohe pono e hoʻopaʻa, hana nā kaikamahine iā lākou iho. He akahai loa ka nana a aohe kanaka e holo wikiwiki ana ma laila.
ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i like me ka Moramona, ua maikaʻi loa ʻo ia a nani hoʻi. Akā, nani maoli nā kaikamahine hooker. No kekahi kumu, makemake nui au i ka mea ʻeleʻele, ʻoiai ʻo ia he mea maʻalahi, a ʻoi aku ke kaumaha, e kūʻē i ka hiʻohiʻona o ka blonde. Akā ʻoi aku ʻo ia i ka home. Hiki iā lākou ke launa pū me kēlā Moramona. ʻAe, a maikaʻi loa ʻo ia i ka hopena. ʻO ka Molemona ʻē aʻe, e noho ana ma luna o ka noho e hoʻokano ana i ka manawa holoʻokoʻa, ma kahi o ke komo ʻana, he ʻakaʻaka.
Maikaʻi ka maikaʻi o ke kino, ʻaʻole ka pipi a i ka manawa like me ka lush a me ka nani! A me ka leʻaleʻa o kāna moa, ua ʻike maopopo ʻia ka pōloli no ka moe kolohe a me kona aloha iā ia. Manaʻo wau inā mahalo paha kāna kāne i kēia nani, a ʻaʻole hoʻi e nānā pono iā ia?
Fuckin 'hell, hoʻopaʻa wau iā ia.